Driving Under the Influence

So I was talking to one of the more friendly cabbies today. We share the same schedule of when we pick up our cabs. 

"So I totaled my car this week," he says.

"Oh jeez really?"

"Yeah, I got hit by a guy going right through the light, hit the back of my car and I spun around and then I hit another car."

"Wow, man you must have been really freaked out."

"Yeah my wife was in the car."

"Were they on cocaine or alcohol or something?"

"No I'll tell you what he was on, he was ON THE PHONE."