You know your not from around here when...

• When walking in Times Square, wait what are you doing in Times square?
  
  
• As I was saying, while walking you stop without thinking about all the foot traffic you are blocking. "You can't just stop in the middle!" A street smart tourist from across the Atlantic once stated.
  
  
• While driving, ahem, ahem, where are you going to park your car? don't drive in the city please.
  
  
• While driving, you stay in the middle lane, talk on your hand held cell phone, converse with your family, look for parking, and look up at the buildings, all while maintaining a speed of 15 miles per hour or less. Watch out for the cab cutting you off and changing four lanes at once.
  
   
• When you find a parking spot, you think you have the right to change four lanes at once too. Are you big and yellow? No, I don't think so.
  
  
• That parking spot you're parking in has a fire hydrant... oops.
  
  
• You park four feet from the hydrant, because that's what they do where you're from. That is not far enough
  
  
• You make sure to leave at least one car length between you and all the cars around you. I do this too sometimes, but heavy traffic calls for closer distances.
  
  
• You have a manual transmission. What is a manual transmission?