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NYC Taxi Photo: May 2007
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Wednesday 30 May 2007

5/26, 5/27 images

Midtown, Manhattan

Pulaski Skyway, Kearny, NJ

West Side, Manhattan
A pile of reserve salt just incase it snows again.

Chinatown, Manhattan
The traffic was light, but still we almost had some *Gridlock*

Downtown, Manhattan

Chinatown, Manhattan

Williamsburg, Brooklyn

My trip sheet at the end of the day. I will try to take a picture after each shift.

Long Island City, Queens
The 7 train station and the beautiful sunny neighborhood.

Friday 25 May 2007

TRAFFIC PUZZLE (5/6)

A Beach Nearby:

As I dropped off people at 34th Street and 8th Avenue a team of 4 fun sun lovers came aboard. They put three or four folding beach chairs in the trunk and a rolling cooler. I glanced in all my mirrors and noticed a straw sunhat as wide as my rear-view.

They requested the Water Taxi Beach in Long Island City, Queens. They told me it was on Borden Avenue, and then started to recite Google directions. I located Borden Avenue very quickly since I assumed where it was and double checked on my map. I soon found the Water Taxi parking lot, and among these lonely sunny streets, we pulled through a winding road into this large empty parking lot with faded lines which once outlined bus parking and handicapped parking spaces. The Skyline of Midtown Manhattan was at its most spectacular from this secluded mass transit destination. I circled the parking lot searching for the beach. It was behind a gate and I told them they would have to find a path through the gate.

I circled the parking lot a few more times now that I was empty. To New Yorkers empty parking lots are like birthday parties, the fun can go on all day! I took some pictures, and to do so I had to delete previous ones, my memory card was full.
The parking lot seen here, and here

The Puzzle:

That was to be my last ride I thought. But then as I made my way to the garage two people named a place on the same street as the garage. It wasn't on the way, but I thought it was. I went up the street, but the city closed it right at my garage. The Five Borough Bicycle Tour (Bike New York), was going on, and all the bikes were in Long Island City at this time.

The cop told me the Taxi and Limousine Commission (TLC) wouldn't take kindly to me having a fare and being off duty at the same time. This took me by surprise. I told him that taxi school specifically told me I could take fares so long as they were nearby the garage destination or on the way. Tell me NYC cabbies, is this true or am I misinformed?

I was still under the impression where they were headed to was nearby, and we discussed with the cop if it was walking distance. I told the cop we were basically at my garage as we spoke. It was literally behind him. He thought it was worth hoofing it, but my passengers weren't this kind of people, and so even though we discussed how much of a deviation a drive it would be, they preferred the drive. The cop told me that I should lead the way for the rest of the cars out of the hole we drove ourselves into. I agreed to lead the cavalry of confused New Yorkers, but I was under some time constraints and I hate putting passengers through triple the ride distance, it doesn't seem right. So I passed a few slow cars, I don't even know how, cause it was one lane in each direction, I was pretty frustrated, and I wanted to make up for all the lost distance and time. When I got to Borden Avenue I reset the meter, cause I didn’t want to charge triple the price. Then up Borden Avenue I found the entrance to the LIE, (Long Island Expressway) which exits again onto 21st Street, but there we waited for 3 minutes in stopped tunnel traffic. I eventually realized this as we inched, and so I scooted to the right lane, then I squeezed passed an SUV and found 21st Street totally empty. I floored the pedal in freedom, but only briefly as there were plenty of cops everywhere. We had to be careful of the triangle of traffic insanity; Jackson Avenue met Vernon Boulevard in bumper-to-bumper inbound Manhattan desperation. Turned out we had to go quite a ways to get where we wanted, and I never was sure they found the place.

I would have been early to return my car to the garage, but now because of the bike tour, I would be very pressed to return it on time. How was I going to return back through that crazy maze? I raced and raced wasting copious gas amounts. I was on a mission to find my way back through the puzzle while somehow avoiding the bumper-to-bumper traffic. So I head down 21st street till’ I get to the 59th Street Bridge. I go one bock more south, but I see the car parking lot that is bad traffic up ahead. So I hook the u-ey, I thought I saw a street actually open paralleling the bridge going west. I took it, but it was a mirage, it only lasted a block; it was a hang out spot for all the emergency vehicles. So I head up east on this street paralleling the bridge, hang a right after passing the infamous 21st street, and then I hook rights and lefts. The engine growl echoed through the empty caverns of warehouse-lined streets. Eventually I find traffic again and head west. It got worse, at one point I took a back street around the back of an artist residence through a parking lot and to another back street. I thought I was a genius, except it didn't do me any good. I was pushing myself into the triangle of intense traffic congestion. Jackson Avenue goes diagonally down to the midtown tunnel, and 21st Street right into it too, they make an exact 45-degree angle. I had to go way out of my way to get to Borden. I took Jackson east then I found Thompson, a street that connects to the exit of the upper roadway from the 59th Street Bridge. I was very familiar with this street for it's toll-free way to the airports. I hung a right on Skillman it was empty! I pushed the gas halfway down, that's far enough in the "06 vic", but to make it the inevitable ironic twist, it was headed right back to where the triangle of congestion was. I made another u-ey, knowing Borden was close. Miraculously a sign appeared, "Borden Avenue ->"

The rest was easy. 



In the news –

There was a bicycle pile-up, that’s right, a bicycle pile-up on the 59th street bridge that day.

Monday 14 May 2007

5/12, 5/13

I am sorry I haven't written in a week or two, I'll have some soon. I Got a lot of free time on my hands, especially now as I will soon be in Boston with the family to enjoy the commencement ceremony of my graduation. I'm not driving this weekend, but I have a back log of pictures that should be here, and a story or two to tell.

Long Island City, Queens

Chelsea, Manhattan
(Frank Gehry's new and only building in New York)

Chinatown / Lighting District / Restaurant Wholesale District, Manhattan

NoHo / East Village, Manhattan

East Village, Manhattan

East Midtown, Manhattan (Murray Hill I suppose, as far as I'm concerned it's East Midtown).

Far West Side, Manhattan

Midtown, Manhattan

Eastern Parkway, Brooklyn

Wednesday 9 May 2007

5/5, 5/6

5/6: SUNDAY


Long Island City, Queens

East Midtown, Manhattan

FDR Drive pedestrian overpass to East River Park, Alphabet City, Manhattan

Carl Schurz Park


Carl Schurz Park Public Restroom, Upper East Side


Midtown, Manhattan

Sunnyside, Queens

Corona, Queens

5/5: SATURDAY

59th Street Bridge / Queensborough Bridge

NoHo, Manhattan

SoHo, Manhattan

The Metropolitan Museum of Art, Upper East Side, Manhattan

Upper ___ Side, Manhattan

Monday 7 May 2007

A Flat Tire

East Village, Manhattan

I was lucky to have a fare at such a time at 6:30 am and I just came back from another very lucky ride to Bay Ridge. We hadn't gone but 2 blocks, when the car started to rumble, as if it had caught something in the undercarriage. The rumbling in seconds became worse, and soon enough it seemed clear that we had a flat tire. So I pulled over, coincidentally right where I used to work for 2 years, back in 1999. Sure enough the right rear tire was flat. Cabs in front and behind were bidding for her ridership as they saw my situation. The guy behind me took her, and he wished me good luck. She asked if she should pay, I told her that it was up to her, and she paid me 5 bucks, the fare was at 3.30. 

So I enjoyed the moment of peace as I serendipitously was at the place where I used to work.

Then I called the garage. "J" let me have it for a split second and then he told me a guy would be on his way. I decided to walk down to the Yaffa Cafe and get a coffee and work a quick piss in. They were nice enough to tell me that I didn't need to buy anything to pee, but I wanted the coffee anyway. Ah memories, old friends and I went to the Yaffa after barhopping ‘till 3 or 4 in those days. But back when I had more then a few drinks, I never remembered the outrageous prices. The coffee was 2.17 and they had no soymilk. I paid 3.17 since it was more of a restaurant. The coffee SUCKED, one more place to cross off the list. The food wasn’t ever memorable either.

I returned to my abandoned car with its flashers on amongst a flock of lonely parking meters. And I sat in the rear and checked the trip sheet, counted money, took pictures, drank coffee, stepped out of the car, went back in, sat in the back again, then stepped outside. What time is it? I thought to myself. Where the fuck was my phone? I lost it somewhere, but where? I searched the front, I searched all my cell phone pockets, the glove compartment, the trunk (why the trunk? no it wasn't there) then I went in the back again, and there was a little pocket of space in the seat where all sorts of things were: 



1. A 'Halls' gum, wrapped and sealed



2. An IRS paper stating the work address, home address, and social sec. number of a certain Mr. someone. But now who was this? Were they my ride? Or was this person from another shift? 



3. A 20-dollar bill folded or crumpled so small, that it was 1/8th by 1/8th of an inch. So she was a big tipper.... hmm, 
well it was all piecing together as not long ago a transvestite who worked at Lucky Cheng's (a themed restaurant as indicated on the IRS slip), was the same individual who dropped these items in the seat.

4. My cell phone.

She told me she was a good tipper. She also asked me if she was the freakiest person I’ve had in my cab, my response: yes actually, but I’d expected freakier sooner, since I’d been driving 2 years now. (Actually in retrospect I recall one or two other men dressed as women, but they weren’t memorable, they didn’t register as official transvestites. This one was working as one, and the others probably only dressed as women four times a year, and half-assed I might add.) She searched through her purse to pay, and the tip was pretty good, but to have gained another 20 and some personal information such as an IRS slip, passed my time with a flat tire rather nicely. Guess what, the transvestite wait staff at c's, the famous Chinese restaurant, earn only $4.60 an hour. Of course all wait-staff and bartenders work for the tips as we know. 


Eventually the service car arrived after a little more than a half an hour. He even turned on the siren, they just installed yellow sirens on the top of the junk taxi they drive. Behind his partition laid 3 full tires with wheels in the passenger bay, stripped of seats. The partition window was shut to keep out the smell of grease and rubber I assume. In the trunk "D.W." pulled out the full jack, the trunk was stripped of all carpeting. I told him I thought my back seat was loose, but it turned out it was ok. I tipped him a little. And was off to find more fares.

Service Vehicle

Because of the timing, the flat tire didn't ruin the day. After the tire was replaced, I got a fare to Corona Queens, and then from around Lefrak City I got a ride to Main Street. Despite the 5-Borough Bike Tour dividing Manhattan's crosstown streets with a wall of moving bicycle's from the south tip to Central Park between 10am and 11:30, 2nd avenue being closed from 57th street to 42nd, and Broadway through SoHo, both from 10 am 'till 6 I did ok by mostly staying far enough east and making sure people didn't want to cross 6th Avenue.

P.S. I mailed the IRS paper to their home address.

Wednesday 2 May 2007

4/28-29

Williamsburg, Brooklyn

Washington Heights, Manhattan
Washington Heights, Manhattan

Midtown, Manhattan

Williamsburg, Brooklyn
I was interneting and I found this story Marcy Avenue el Station, 1944

Tuesday 1 May 2007

Sunday 4/15

A Descriptive lengthy blog:
The Images: 4/15 Photos

To get to the garage I walked solitarily with my Ipod in hand to the Lexington Avenue subway line as usual. The weather was very pleasant at this hour of 1am. And just as I arrived at the garage in Long Island City, by the East River’s edge, the rain began. It was a blessing, the most perfect time, the most perfect day, and the most perfect weather to be proceeded by a rainstorm. The day was rainy, all day, from the beginning of the shift to the end.

‘M,’ the dispatcher, told me he was going to get me a cab right away, and I was filling in trip sheet information in the seat of a 2006 extended cab Ford Crown Victoria within 10 minutes. My out time was 2:12 am to be exact; this means that I would have to return the cab no later than 2:12 pm. I had to make the money while it was begging to spend itself.

The miracles would continue, as I drove through Brooklyn to get to the Lower-East Side of Manhattan, I didn’t get any fares. I was free of the complex maze of un-timed lights and small side streets that is Brooklyn and on my way to Delancey Street in Manhattan, The south border street of one of the hippest youngest money spending crowds in the city.

--- ride 1

At Essex Street and Delancey I picked up 4 men of around 40 years of age. And they requested first to be dropped at Park Avenue and 85th, and then up to 87th. They sounded French, especially the man who sat to my right in the front. He would turn and talk through the partition’s window to the other three, probably giving them the city tour. He occasionally pointed with his left hand at various places I have no connection to, to my left. While pointing at least 3 times his finger would come close to poking out my right eye. If he were my friend I would tell him to stop immediately, but as a cab driver I take great pride in my tolerance. Often he would let out a laugh as if he were a dieing duck. His stomach would roll as if it were an angry mountain. The fare was 14.20, He paid 16, it was very expectable, and of no consequence, for the money a New York cabbie makes is more dependant on the number of fares than it is dependant on the tips. Time as they say is money, more than anything else.

---- ride 2

I drove down 88th street to get to a street that I felt should both flow well downtown, and possibly hold fares that are easy to obtain. I chose not to risk Lexington Avenue, this Avenue at night is pretty void of traffic, but at the same time, also only has two spots where fares may be. Second Avenue also has two spots in my mind, but it flows right into the East Village, and lots of people hail cabs from an unpredictable amount of corners from time to time. The Avenue is also full of cabs all going the same way, with all of the same ideas. I only go around the corner and find two Mexicans talking to a cab in front of me. The cab in front has it’s off duty light on, so I assume he will eventually say no, sure enough he does, and then we begin.

2 guys- “Will you take us to Queens?”

Me- “Where in Queens?”

2 guys- “Roosevelt and one oh three.”

First of all, they were welcome to enter, but I wanted to be sure I knew where to take them. I’ve heard this destination before, I refused it the last time I heard it because I didn’t know where it was, and because I wasn’t exactly sure where he was telling me to go. Was it 103 Roosevelt Avenue, or was it Roosevelt Avenue and 103rd Street? Besides, that last time I was already on the border of Queens and Brooklyn, and there are few things worse than getting lost with a passenger: getting lost while you were already lost to begin with, and also taking someone to the wrong destination due to miscommunication is very embarrassing for everyone.

The rain fell harder as these two stood out on the rich black pavement of Second Avenue. I looked at the map, and I knew I’d find it this time, I didn’t want them to wait out in the rain so long, and their English was pretty understandable, they wanted 103rd Street and Roosevelt by the subway station. I am a Mets fan so I knew that it was only one stop before the stadium. I found Roosevelt Avenue and ways to get to it from either Astoria Boulevard or Northern Boulevard, I kept them waiting out in the rain even longer while I Searched for a way from Queens Boulevard to see which was closer. I figured whatever other questions I had, I could search for along the way, and I told them to get in. To my surprise only one got in, I guess the other was taking the subway, maybe he knew English better so he stuck around just to talk to the driver to make sure his friend got home. We were off to the next red light. I asked him if he wanted to take the Tri-borough Bridge, or the 59th Street Bridge, and he said 59. So I looked at the map every red light and found the most direct route. Northern Boulevard to Queens’ Broadway to Roosevelt Avenue. I wouldn’t miss the destination that way. Honestly I was quite bummed out that I had such a ride so far into Queens on such a ripe night for passengers.

The streets were going great with zero traffic, until I reached Roosevelt Avenue. It seemed as though it were the hell mouth of Queens. We crawled for blocks and blocks under an elevated 7 train line, which emitted darkness from underneath. An SUV with Georgia plates lead the line of slow movers, swaying from left to right, searching for an address. When the SUV finally turned off, we followed a ‘black car’ (car service which works on calls, but in the outer boroughs and in Manhattan above 96th Street may be able to pick up off the street), which of course moved even slower. At one point the Town Car pulled up to the right at a hydrant spot, but it didn’t stop there. This was abnormal, so I looked to the right to see if he was soliciting for rides, and that’s when I saw the New York I only saw in the movies. A Hispanic male about 28 with long black hair and a gold cross chain around his neck stood in an abandoned store. All the lights were off, and the produce shelves were disheveled, strewn all about the space. Most importantly, his face was dripping with 3 vibrant streams of blood down to his chest. He was speaking to 2 police officers presumably about whatever had just occurred.

“Holy shit,” I exclaimed.

There was no reply from the backseat. Perhaps this happened every Saturday night? Perhaps it is of no consequence, and of no mind to another. Perhaps it was just a particularly bad night for some. This ride was taking forever; I continued to follow the Lincoln down the dark main corridor of what I believe to be Corona Queens. We then pulled over multiple times to make way for police cars and an ambulance. Eventually we would get there and it was an even 21 dollars. He paid me exactly 21 dollars, which was surprising. Usually people who work for the restaurant industry who are usually working illegally, tend to pay very good tips, they also tend to take taxis in groups so they can split the cost; this one was odd.

-- ride 3

Oh no, but it doesn’t end there my friends. Now I was out in Corona Queens, and I was damn sure not going to go back down Roosevelt Avenue to get to Manhattan. So I turn a Ueey at 103 Street to go through Roosevelt and perhaps take Northern Boulevard. I was fucked man; I was out here, when it was so good in Manhattan. A miracle of monetary proportions then came down to shine on me. Two white guys, one was about my age more or less, and the other was in his 40s. The young one moseyed over to my right window.

This guy- “Do you know Bay Ridge?”

Me- “Uhh, yeah, I know around where it is, I’ll get you down there.”

I wasn’t going to let these two get away from me. I was bubbling inside with enthusiasm. From Corona Queens, to Bay Ridge Brooklyn was a two borough tour, a slow ride across multiple expressways, and from out of a bad far out neighborhood, to less far away, much better one. The young one was standing around still trying to negotiate the ride, the 40 something, opened the door, and in the Brooklyn brogue said;

“What are you doing man, don’t just stand there, get in!”

We then discussed the directions the routes; they had faith in my sense of direction even though I was looking at the map. It seemed they didn’t care how they got there, just that they did. I told them that the most direct route seemed to be up Roosevelt to the BQE but since there is a lot of shit going on, and bad traffic, that we should hang a Uee once more and head south to the LIE and from there transfer to the BQE and then The Belt Parkway.

“Hey no prob. Sounds good,” the older one remarked.

“Do you guys live out here I asked?” I knew the answer, but I wanted to know what the hell they were doing out here.

“No, we just wound up here, we don’t even know where we are. Do you know what neighborhood this is?”

I told them of the neighborhood, and of what I saw, and the older one said that he heard it was one of the worst neighborhoods in New York.

“Really?” I was always under the impression that East New York in Brooklyn was the worst, and after where I was this past weekend, I feel as though lots of places in Brooklyn can be worse, but I suppose the real facts behind a bad neighborhood is the violence, not the economy. When people party in a place called Corona, one can only imagine what happens by the end of the night. I told them that I figured it was a side effect of alcohol, and that during the day, it was probably a nice place.

The rain kept up of course and I wasn’t taking any pictures, I had to be very careful watching street signs and my map. Then I found the LIE (Long Island Expressway) and held the wheel real tight and watched every mirror intently keeping a steady foot on the gas and space between the other vehicles. I varied the timing on the windshield wipers constantly. The conversation was over. They watched the road intently too. On certain underpasses I would hit the gas and take the left lane while the road was dry, then I would take the middle again and set a pace for the road.

The meter kept running up past 20, then past 25. We eventually reached the beautiful Belt Parkway. This was the first Parkway built in New York, before the Expressways. Back when this car centric theory of urban development was in its birth phase, the parkways were built to emphasize beauty while driving, engineered for vacationing motorists to escape to Long Island and see Jones Beach. We traveled smoothly alongside New York Bay and came to the Verrazano-Narrows Bridge. This bridge was once longest span suspension bridge. This was also around the area of Bay Ridge, and the rider told me he would inform me of which exit to take. I checked the rear-view, and as quite common place, they were both asleep. I tapped on the glass, tapped the brakes, turned on the light, swayed to the right lane (The parkway was empty), and knocked on the partition once more,

Me- “Hey! We're at the Verrazano-Narrows! Where do I go?”

These 2- “Oh hey, oh we'll get off here, oh no, you’re doing great just go one more exit. Yeah man, you’re doing fine.”

That’s odd, of course I’m doing fine, why wouldn’t I be doing fine, but I was glad that they were on my side. We got off the parkway and drove north for a bit. They showed me street by street where to go; I was totally lost and just following directions. We stopped at an ATM and me and the older one talked some more. We talked about the neighborhood we were entering, it turned out they we were going to Bensonhurst. He told me that it was the neighborhood where the filmed ‘Saturday Night Fever,’ I faintly recalled this, and I also told him that even though I hadn’t driven too many costumers down here, I once went bowling in a nice bowling alley on the border of Borough Park and Bensonhurst. Also I knew some people who lived in Bay Ridge although I never drove them there. I didn’t want to say that I was totally unfamiliar with the place. So we traveled north quite some ways till’ the meter was at 50.80. They thanked me for the ride and handed me 3 20’s a 10 a 5 and 4 singles.

“Thank you, thank you very much,” I said

We then discussed that the fastest way to get back would be to get to 65th street and enter the BQE. It was an overly detailed explanation, but I didn’t want to act as though I was too familiar with it, since that might not justify such an expensive ride. Fact was they told me Bay Ridge, we went there, and then they went up to Bensonhurst. I got back into Manhattan within 25 minutes, and the rain fell harder. It was 4:30am I had just been on the job for 2 hours and 15 minutes, and I made 116 dollars; however, the lease price was 103 dollars, and the gas would be 35. Still it was nice to be so far out of the hole so early into the shift.

The day would never let up with rain, and the customers would continue to pour in. The traffic was eradicated for the day too. It was beautiful.

Click here for images from this rainy Shift: 4/15 Photos